Presented in the bank vault of an 1860's Gold-Rush era State Savings Bank, seated in Edwardian, high-back, velvet parlour couches, leather arm chairs and surrounded with decadence and grandeur, The Vault is an exclusive theatre with a capacity of only 20 seats per show. 


Owned and run by the management of Speakeasy HQ and the Apollo Theatre, The Vault is located at number 2 Mercantile Place, Melbourne. True to reputation, Knuckles and the gang at Speakeasy HQ have made The Vault harder to find in case of a raid, but superbly attended once you're there. Upon arrival, tell the door person that Knuckles sent you. Let our expert staff take care of the rest. 








Varietease is a vaudeville program that brings some of the sexiest, funniest & most impressive acts together on the same stage.


Cody Jones The Biggest Pumpkin This Side of Bringenbrong

Melbourne International Comedy Festival March 28 - April 8

Experience life inside a small farming community – from big vegetables to public toilet burglaries. Cody Jones is one of Australias best up-and-coming comedians and he brings his honest style of comedy to deliver some stories about the oddities of family and some of his most fond memories of growing up this side of Bringenbrong.

Gosha Bodryi, Kaychu Symon & Gleb Tugushev G'day Comrade!

Melbourne International Comedy Festival March 28 - April 1

They came to Australia in peace… and found it confusing! Join three Russian comics in their entertaining quest to figure out Australian lifestyle, laidback attitudes and ubiquitous love for Tim Tams.

Gleb Tugushev: English Moscow Comedy regular, son of father Alexander and mother Russia, Gleb entertained audiences at Edinburgh Fringe and toured Eastern Europe with From Russia with Laugh.

The Pool Boys Fact Safari!

Melbourne International Comedy Festival April 10 - 21

Our relaxing chairs collection will bring the ultra-modern style to your home. Ergonomic and minimalistic designs that fill your ideal living room.

Three Wise Men

Melbourne International Comedy Festival April 10 - 19

Come and see three of the rising comics in the Melbourne comedy scene today!

Jake Freeman, is the discount Australian Jerry Seinfeld.

Adam Samuel is a DIT – Dad in training. Well, his jokes are at least. 

Tim McIntyre is a comedian, writer and podcast host. 

Ben Kochan & Jamie Kirk Sydney's Best and Most Attractive Comedians MICF

Melbourne International Comedy Festival March 28 - April 8

Jamie Kirk and Ben Kochan are here to prove once and for all, that they are Sydney's best and most attractive comedians... objectively.

How did they reach this conclusion?

a) They run a room together in Sydney

b) Not just any room, an open mic room

Alex White, Charlie McCann, Jaime Jowono & Simon Bosco Four Sensible Friends

Melbourne International Comedy Festival March 28 - April 8

Sacré blurb! Four Sensible Friends are coming to Melbourne to present their entirely sensible and hilarious comedy show! Four of Sydney's funniest boys in an hour of non-stop laughs and a bunch of claps or whatever. And that is a sensible guarantee!

Son of a Preacher Man - Dusty Springfield Tribute

Presented by Mel Djuric

One of the most haunting voices of all time, Dusty Springfield, is captured beautifully by cabaret siren Mel Djuric in this biographical cabaret that captures the songs, stories and life of dusty Springfield.

Between Thursday 18 January 2018 and Saturday 10 March 2018

Imagine a night out in a true hidden speakeasy!

An unique & memorable experience

The Vault Melbourne is available for private hire. This unique venue has a luxurious feel to set the mood for any event. This is a one-of-a-kind renovated historic space comes with your own host, full catering and tailored entertainment package, plus it features its own laneway entrance and private bar located in the original bank vault.



Message Knuckles to discuss your event and venue benefits and she will take care of the rest.